put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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