you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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