just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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