we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I have feelings that need drinking.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
