what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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