It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
In America we eat man semen.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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