Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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