the condom got lost in my hair
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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