yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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