I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Say something about gay babies.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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