I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
