Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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