Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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