nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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