Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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