this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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