i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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