it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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