i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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