I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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