What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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