You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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