I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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