i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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