Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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