susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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