Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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