I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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