That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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