I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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