dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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