"it" just moved
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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