your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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