but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
