Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I fill condoms, not promises.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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