I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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