So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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