i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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