can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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