i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It's rum buckets o'clock
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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