But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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