There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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