Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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