Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You made out with two different species that night
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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