their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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