did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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