It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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