After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
