you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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