This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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