the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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